The Zingpocket Prophets

Meet the team of highly trained, extremely stylish, and marginally competent individuals who will guide you through the realms of the web.

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Warning: Our services may not be suitable for everyone. Prolonged exposure to our prophets may cause:

Disclaimer: We are not actually prophets. We just have really fancy haircuts and a good understanding of HTML.

We will either predict a correct outcome 100% of the time or provide a 100% refund, whichever comes first.

This page includes links to individual prophet profiles and a special guarantee that pokes fun at the idea of prophetic accuracy.